Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1. Lucien (from "Cliche")
2. (Un-named character from "Cliche" who shall be referred to here as Jack.)
3. Charlotte (From "Window 16", well, Charlotte as she was before her mind exploded)

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Lucien: I'm Lucien. I know this Grumpy Gus here. I can't say I know that foxy lady over there.
Jack: *rolls eyes* I would get trapped in mysterious room with the kid. *turns to Charlotte* Although, at least I've got some eye candy to enjoy.
Charlotte: *blushes slightly* i'm Charlotte. I don't really know either of these two hunks.

2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Lucien: I was in college, once. Back when college existed. So, yeah, I've had just about every kind of blowjob you can imagine.
Jack: Are you fucking serious? I'm in here to get grilled about my sex life?
Lucien: *nudges Jack* You don't have to be so touchy about last night.
Jack: *cuffs Lucien upside the head*
Charlotte: *glances at the two uneasily and then moves her chair to sit between the two of them* No, I don't exactly have a penis. But, I've given lots of blowjobs before. Does that count?

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Lucien: You mean there are times when people aren't looking at me?
Jack: *sighs* I smoke.
Lucien: You do that even when people are looking.
Jack: What a coincidence.
Charlotte: I touch myself. Alot.
Jack and Lucien: *sputtering*
Charlotte: What? There isn't always a guy handy.


4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Lucien: Um.... once, when I was in college, I cheated on my girlfriend. *sniffles*
Charlotte: *patpats him* Oh, sweety, that's not that bad. Everyone makes that kind of mistake at least once in their life.
Lucien: It was with her mom, her sister, and her dad. At the same time.
Charlotte: Oh my.
Jack: *lights a smoke and smirks* Damn, kid. That's quite the notch in the bedpost.


5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Lucien: Yeah. Most of them. *pulls a canteen from his waist and begins to sip at water*
Jack: Yeah, I like my lovers to have vaginas. But, I'm not picky. *pulls a flask from his pocket and sips*
Charlotte: *places a hand on each of the guys' thighs and rubs gently* Well, I've always wanted to be with two guys at once.
Jack and Lucien: *cough and spray their beverages out on the floor*

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Lucien: Just Grumpy over there. Yeah, I'm losing my touch.
Charlotte: Oh, really? You guys are... Nice. This will be more fun than I thought.
Jack: *sullenly and silently puffs his cigarette*

7) Do you love me? I love you.
Lucien: Why, yes, mysterious creepy voice that talks to me while I'm trapped in a mysterious and mostly unfurnished room. I don't know what I would do without you.
Charlotte: I don't do love on the first date.
Jack: Fuck off.

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Jack: Jesus Christ. Whoever you are, you've got more issues than the kid over there.
Charlotte: Um... what?
Lucien: Oh, yes. My heart is wounded irrepairably. How could you create so much woe? Why would you forsake me so? Seriously, this is getting old. Can we go soon?

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Jack: You.
Lucien: Yeah, I second that notion.
Charlotte: You're starting to get on my nerves, too.

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Jack: Annoying people that ask stupid questions. *takes another drag from the cigarette*
Lucien: When you get that little piece of dirt under your fingernail, and no matter how much you swipe at it with your other fingernails, or poke at it with whatever narrow objects you have handy, you just can't get it out. And for some reason, you never have one of those nail clippers with the little gunk cleaner tool handy, and you think, "Oh, I'll just wait til I get home, and I'll get it then." and you forget about it and never notice it again until you're in yet another situation where you don't have the right tool to clean it out.
Jack and Charlotte: *stare at Lucien, blinking*
Lucien: What!?

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Jack: *throws his chair at the wall* I'd be glad to leave, if you'd let me the fuck out!
Lucien: Stuff? There's nothing in this room but 3 chairs.
Charlotte: Well, boys, if we were some where a little more private, I'd let you get in my stuff.
Jack: Yeah, you heard the la-- wait, what? *stares at Charlotte*

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the men/ladies?
Lucien: Okay, now I'm confused.
Jack: Yes, actually.
Charlotte and Lucien: Wait... what!?

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Jack: I was in the army. 'Nuff said.
Lucien: Well, I was on several athletic teams in college, so, alot.
Charlotte: *giggles* A lady never tells.

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Jack: I prefer tobaccco. *stubs out his last cigarette and lights a new one*
Lucien: Well, I did once. I didn't like it much. *sees Jack and Charlotte looking at him funny* What? It was college. Everybody does weird shit in college.
Charlotte: *patspats Lucien* Just sit back down, sweety. You're a little off, but... I can work with it.

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Jack: Actually, yes. I was actually starting to contemplate putting a bullet in my head to end the questions.
Lucien: You're so melodramatic.
Charlotte (to Jack): Save one for me.

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Charlotte: Well, depending on how adventurous these two are, *bits fingertip suggestively*, I'd like to lick all sorts of strange things.
Lucien: *stares at Charlotte* Um... can you um...
Jack: *also staring to Charlotte* ... repeat the question?

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Jack: AIDS doesn't exist. After the bombs fell, and wiped out all the major superpowers, there was nothing left but the third world countries. Without proper medical treatment to sustain the victims of AIDS, they all died off. And with no new infections, to keep it spreading, AIDS died with them.
Lucien: Well, techinically, I'm dead, so I can't have AIDS.
Charlotte: What bombs? Wait... dead?

18) There is no question 18.
Jack: Best news I've heard all day.
Lucien: Thanks for the info?
Charlotte: I remember when I turned 18. Jesus, now THAT was a party. It was almost too many men to handle. Almost.

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Jack: Awww, fuck's sake! I thought this was gonna be over.
Lucien: Considered? I've tried most of them. Except coprophilia. I don't do shit.
Charlotte: I second that notion. You can throw as many dicks as you want at me, but once there's poo involved, game over.

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Jack: Shitting my pants wasn't really on the top of my list, no. Can we go now?
Lucien: *throws Charlotte over his shoulder and heads for the door* C'mon grumpy. We've got ourselves some party favors here. *pats Charlottes butt*
Charlotte: *giggles* YAY!

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I got tagged by Dizzy.

I just learned more than I really wanted to know about Lucien, to be quite honest.
I hate when these little chain activities make me learn secrets about my characters that I really didn't want to know.
I tag anyone that reads this.